Commuter haikus
Make the time go by faster
And keep me awake.

Dusk over river
Lady liberty looks on
Is it friday yet?

Silent subway ride
Everyone wants a pillow.
It's STILL not friday?!

When life gives lemons
Sell lemonade to others.
Misery loves friends.

I am THE drummer
But the band is Spinal Tap.
Holy fuck; I'm doomed.

Another hailku
Written on my blackberry
No one will read it.

Elderly japanese man
Scary snake tattoo
White 4-inch hair grows from mole.

I normally only give people on the street change if they earn it by, say, holding the door or giving directions. But today? I need the karma.

Bad a/c on the q; lots of condensation. Really wet seat. A kid dries it off and sits on his mothers lap. It starts dripping, she pulls out umbrella. All smile

Sometimes I feel like I'm just a framing device in the plot of my own life. And I couldn't be happier.

Sometimes I feel like I'm just a framing device in the plot of my own life.

Dear people sharing the bench with me on the 6: stop smooching and sit up; you're taking up twice the space and I'd rather not be pushed against the rail. Grr.

A haiku:
empty subway car
Smelly homeless man asleep
I'll crowd in up there

People who carry bottle openers on their keychain are total tools. Sorry!

Glass half-full or half empty? Either way, there's something in the glass.