Commuter haikus
Make the time go by faster
And keep me awake.

Dusk over river
Lady liberty looks on
Is it friday yet?

Silent subway ride
Everyone wants a pillow.
It's STILL not friday?!

When life gives lemons
Sell lemonade to others.
Misery loves friends.

I am THE drummer
But the band is Spinal Tap.
Holy fuck; I'm doomed.

Another hailku
Written on my blackberry
No one will read it.

Elderly japanese man
Scary snake tattoo
White 4-inch hair grows from mole.